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Women need to stop sleeping with bad men

All the world’s problems can be traced to women who sleep with bad men.  It is all their fault.  Until men reach the age of 50 something their life is run by their penis.  Who am I kidding it doesn’t stop running the show till about a minute after death.  The only reason men manage to do the right thing is by telling their penis, no.  So if you want to fix the world reward the penis for the rest of the man doing the right thing.

I know that right about now there is a woman who is cursing at the screen right now (It would be a lot more women complaining but only one woman actually visits this blog).  In the end they know I am right.  They know that men are pretty much doing everything they can to help satisfy the dictator between their legs and if the dictator between their legs knew that robbing the bank was not going to help the dictator get what he wants, then it would do something besides robbing the bank.  Unfortunately many young women like to sleep with the bad boys.

Thugs, criminals, and ceo’s of banks are able to satisfy their little dictator because women dig bad boys.  If women would start sleeping with the guys who helped people at the soup kitchen or the guy who strived to get A’s in school society would be better off.  In the end women truly have all the power in our society.  If those legs closed up for all of these crooks society would improve very quickly.  If the nerds and habitat for humanity workers were getting the booty the prevalence of dregs would dry up pretty quick.

On a side note I believe that this love of the bad boy is actually a natural reaction.  In today’s society the skills that a bad boy has tends to get them in trouble but in a less stable society the bad boys are the ones who survive.  They are the ones who tend to run the gangs or become bosses and captains’ of organized crime.  But in a society that is very unstable the strong man tends to be the most stable person to hang around with.  Aside from the past 100 years the world has primarily been unstable.

In other words we are still screwed.

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