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Spam just loves me

by drinker on Jun.04, 2009, under Random Thoughts for the Day

I have to say that I appreciate that all the spam engines want me to love myself before I can love someone else.  I guess this is where the other spam engines come in to give me some cialis or Viagra, you know for all the loving I will be doing, for the cheap too.  And if that is not good for you I can get some cheap flights too!  Where has this spam been all my life.  Oh yeah it’s been in my freaking inbox.

I hope there is a special place in hell for spammers and spy ware makers.  Preferably they are waiting in line next to Hitler waiting for their turn for a good old pineapple ass reaming. 

The part that gets me the most is that I get so excited when I see an email telling me I have a comment to approve.  But then it just turns out that it is another spam message.  In the beginning I even approved some of the spam comments.  I did not know it at the time but realized the pattern once I got multiple messages telling me they like the name of the website.

I guess I should be happy that I have at least pirated computers enjoying my posts.  So here is a call out to all my bots in the hood 1001011 01001011101 110100 1001 110011!!!

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